Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Leave Application!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'


I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'


(You're going to love this....)






She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

Monday, March 15, 2010

Logiczz

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Cool Insults for immidiate use

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your
looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as
your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this
morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is
in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build
an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the
next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone
will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the
credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are
at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of
you.

Jai Ho : You are my Destiny



(Jai Ho)
(Jai Ho) I got (I got) shivers (shivers),
When you touch away,
I’ll make you hot,
Get all you got,
I’ll make you wanna say (Jai Ho)

(Jai Ho)

I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I wanna take you higher (Jai Ho)
I keep it steady uh-steady,
That’s how I feel it.
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.

(Jai Ho)You are the reason that I breathe, (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe, (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny,
Jai Ho! Uh-uh-uh-oh!
(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us, (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oh)

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Jai Ho

(Jai Ho) Escape (escape) away (away),
I’ll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me,
I’ll never lose my chance. (Jai Ho)
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Yeah

I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins,
There’s an notion in my heart,
I will never be the same.

(Jai Ho) Just keep it burnin’, yeah baby,
Just keep it comin’, (Jai Ho)
You’re gonna find out baby,
I’m one in a million.

You are the reason that I breathe, (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe, (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Uh-uh-uh-oh!

(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (Hear me it’s destiny)

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Jai Ho, Jai Ho, Jai Ho

I need you,
Gonna make it, (Jai Ho)
I’m ready,
So take it!

(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe, (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe, (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Uh-uh-uh-oh!

(Jai Ho)No there is nothing that can stop us, (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us, (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oh)

Jai Ho!

Baila baila!

Jai Ho!

What Hurts the Most : Rascall Flatts and Cascada



I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house, that don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I'm not afraid to cry
Every once in a while even though goin on with you gone still upsets me
There are days
Every now and again I pretend i'm okay but that's not what gets me

What hurts the most, was being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But i'm doin it
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and i'm alone
Still harder gettin up, gettin dressed, livin with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade, give away all the words that I saved in my heart that I left unspoken

What hurts the most, is being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

I'm not afraid to cry
Every once in a while even though goin on with you gone still upsets me
There are days
Every now and again I pretend i'm okay but that's not what gets me

What hurts the most, is being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

What hurts the most, is being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

Some cool Parodies






Everytime we touch : Cascada



I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.(my dreams)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry. (I cry)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Uff Teri Ada



Jogi nachle ..
Rang rachde ..
Jogi nachle ..
Rang rachde ..
Lehraake balkhake tu, duniya bhula ke naach
Dil ko ae gunguna le, gaane tu gaa ke naach
Rangeeleon mein to kho ja, pee ke peela ke naach
Matt bhare naino se tu, naina mila ke naach
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you

Sun le sahiba ..
Tu hai ik nasha ..
Hosh hai mera ..
Saara kho gaya ..

Hosh gawa deewane, hosh gawa ke naach
Paas tu aa deewane, paas tu aake naach
Dil mein hai armaan jitne, saare jaga ke naach
Tann mein badan mein jaise aag laga ke naach
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you

Dekh ke bhi nahi ho yakeen
Itni kyun hai btaa tu haseen
Tere husn se zindagi haseen
Tere husn ke aagey koi haseena kujh bhi nahi
Aankhon mein mere saare sapne saja ke naach
Mujhko tu dil mein rakh le, dil ko dhalka ke naach
Pyaar agar hai mujhse, pyaar jaga ke naach
Jaan o dil hai jo teri, mujhpe luta ke naach
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you

Hey Ya : KCK



Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya
I see you walking through the door
Hey ya, why won't you look across the floor
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Hey ya, I wanna get closer to you
Hey you, I need to be closer to you
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Tumhe kaise main bataun, kya main paa gaya hoon
Tum jo mere saath ho
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho
Hey ya, I wanna get closer to you
Hey you, I need to be closer to you
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Tumhe kaise main bataun, kya main paa gaya hoon
Tum jo mere saath ho
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho ..
Hey ya, hey ya

Haseen haseen hai ye safar
Sajji sajji ye raahein
Jhuki jhuki hai ye nazar, khuli khuli ye bahein
Meri palkon palkon sapne chahe
Haule haule dil ye gaaye
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho ..
Hey ya, hey ya

Kahin kahin to dhoop hai
Kahin kahin hai saaye
Zara zara tum ho mere
Zara zara paraye
Main pagal pagal sa rehta hoon
Har pal har pal yeh kehta hoon
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho ..
Hey ya, I wanna get closer to you
Hey you, I need to be closer to you
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Oh baby, hey ya, Oh baby, hey ya, you are the only one for me, hey ya

Ishq hi Hai Rab



Japphiyon sa desh hai mera
O soneya
Japphiyon sa desh hai mera

Tu door jitna jaaye

Yeh paas utna aaye
Kab dil tera le jaaye
Yaahan pe

Ishq hi hai rab aur khuda soneya
LyricSMasti.com
Dil mein rehte hai gharon ko kisne poocha ji

Keh daala jo yaar kabhi naa poocha dooja ji

Raahein sabhi mudh jaayein

Tootein bhi dil jud jaayein

Kab dil tera le jaaye yahaan pe

Ishq hi hai rab aur khuda soneya

Jaane anjaane dilon ko dil se chhoote hain
Apne begaane jo milte yaar hi kehte hain
Riste yeh rab se ne banaye
Tu lakh khud ko bachaye

Kab dil tera le jaaye yaahan pe

Ishq hi hai rab aur khuda soneya
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Dockie

MehranOkie.. well this is a very special message... Mehran.. sachi likhun toh there arent words enough to tell how great friend he has been in such little time. He listens to all my words though pretends not to and he does care... but yes its his special way of showing - by helping you out!!

I remember I had to drag him into Hogs.. and now he is the Head Boy.. the hogs thing makes me proud!

More than that.. he certainly is the kind of friend I think everyone needs to have.. he is the perfect friend material... outgoing.. wild.. musical.. studious.. funny... and the best part is he got no girlfriend and so he is always free for his friends!

In this very little time that we have been on facebook... Mehran has known me alot and same here... I love it when he teases me and trust me life seems dull and boring when he is away from net.. He teases me and stimulates others to do so too!! The perfect mischievous person!

And to him.. if I were to say.. I would just say.. keep making my life 'funnier' each day as it passes by.. I am so glad to have known you!! Be as you are - ALWAYS (I know I didnt need to tell this for you are in no mood to change!) ... keep Smiling.. Be Happy and Healthy and Safe!!

And yea.. try to know those giggling girls.. they arenot as irritating as you find them! Lolzz...

This is about him.. for the 'special message' label!


Now for people.. well trust me.. He is one of his kind.. I know people who are happy go lucky.. and others who can help you sort anything.. but no one who is both! He is a gem of a person.. just with little craziness for NOT LIKING ANY GIGGLING GIRL :P and MATHEMATICS :D :D

But honestly.. talking to him.. makes your day.. you forget your worries and see while I write I just feel - isnt he the perfect doctor thing?? :O The dockie who reads Twilight :D :D

And as far is the sci log part is there.. it is the biggest reason for the blog entry - Dockie.. trust me.. without you in my friend list lately.. I wouldnot have thought of science especially mathematics as much as I did.. so thank you for that! You always bring me things to work out and I love doing that... so thank you for the challenges and ofcourse all you have to tell which I dont know.. they just help me get better!!

And ofcourse.. sorry for stealing ur pic without telling u.. bt I had to do this... and mind u.. its takes too much to get into my blog.. you are LUCKY!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Dekh Bhai Dekh

No I donot mean the movie which went sooner from the theaters with a speed more than that of light... but I mean a show.. I saw when I was small and I love seeing it whenever I could get a chance...


A show produced by Jaya Bachchan and directed by Anand Mehendroo... Dekh Bhai Dekh is a total crazy family comedy! It shows a joint family where every member is unique. They are all different but are bonded together with great love bonds. The love keeps them together and is their strength.

Nowdays, when we dont see joint families... or the ones there are filled with disputes, in that case a family which teaches us to live together and in perfect piece - this is what Dekh Bhai Dekh brought for us!

The family consists of Durgadas Diwan and wife Sarla. Their two sons are married and have two children each. The story is about these 10 family members, their servant Gareema and later Gareeba, the friends of the children, neighbours and Priya (who is a special kind of neibour)


DurgaDas Diwan - He is a retired Judge. He has attained the ultimate wisdom of life - that living simple is the only way to be satisfied. He is a very simple person. He likes to fill in the crossword daily and sends it regularly. The rest of the day he spends playing with his grandchildren and their friends. He loves his wife alot and shows it in his own way. Though he can be independent but he likes to be dependent on his wife so she takes care of him. He often visits with his wife to her meetings and functions.

Sarla Diwan - She is simple and sweet. She spent her life being a good home - maker and now when she got two brides for her sons, she spends her time doing social work - genuine social work. She uses her time not to find any faults in her daughter in laws but is more focused in making some difference. She is like a mother figure to her daughter in laws. Sometimes she too is a child like but mostly she is a little strict. She is the one holding the family together in a lovely bond!

Balraj Diwan - The elder son. He is a quite person. He sees his crazy family quietly from a corner. He can at times be very childish and unlike his usual self - but that is only at times. Other times, he is a sincere worker in office. He loves his wife very much but never says it. Though he doesnt hide it either. The rational thinker of the family whom children do fear but love alot too! He is totally dependent on his wife for he is little forgetful but tries to make up for it as much as he can.

Suhasini Diwan - Balraj's wife. She is the typical Indian woman and runs a beauty parlor. After her mother in law, she hasnt left any stone unturned to keep the family together and happy.She sees that everyone is happy and get whatever they want. Running a beauty parlor makes her independent but never makes her forget her duties. She fears for her family and thinks negative alot but at the end of the day she got just love in her heart!

Sameer Diwan - the younder son of DurgaDas and Sarla Diwan. He is a typical funny character. Good in business but with a totally funny personality. Funny things keep happening to him. He shares a great bond with every single member of the family and he is the reason for the happiness of them all. He is the first one to know any problem with anyone... for he caused many of them but also he is the first one to help. A great guy at heart. He loves his wife and is found mostly with the teenagers in his house.

Sunita Diwan - Sameer's wife. She is more innocent than anything. She is very talented and writes novels. She helps in the kitchen and makes up for everything Suhasini sometimes misses. She is the kind of character to spread love without anything to take from them...

Sahil Diwan - The character entered the show late.. about 20 episodes later but he was mentioned previously too. He is known to be a settled scientist in America. He is rich and innovative. However he is young and so gels along with the teenagers. He adds to the fun element...


Sanjay Diwan - Balraj's son and the eldest of the third generation. He is mostly confused. He loves Shilpa (his college mate). He is the kind of good hearted person who keeps helping everyone but is often stuck up. But being supported by such a sweet family, he got nothing to complain for.




Kirti Diwan - Balraj's daughter. She is good but a little short tempered. Gets irritated often. But very innocent and sweet. She is very good hearted and gets into others words often.

Vishal and Abha - They are Samir's children and the life of the family. They keep it rolling and happy. They are their grand-father's best friends.

Dingu - Sanjay's friend. He is sweet and good natured. He is a rockstar and loves music. And best is - he wears clothes just like Rakhi Sawant :P

Shilpa - Sanjay's love interest. She is good but very protective. so gets jealous often. Though she knows that Sanjay loves her.

Deepak - good studious guy who plays Kirti's love interest.

Priya - the main villian. She runs a parlor across the road and tries her best to beat Suhasini's parlor but no luck.

Gareema - the life of the house. He is indeed the soul. He makes sure everyone is happy and is a part of the family!

Ashish - their neighbour. is the age of Sanjay and Kirti and a very obedient Mummy's boy!

Other characters - Samir's sasumaa, Balraj's sasumaa, Daisy mausi, other mausi, Vishal and Abha's friend, Sanjay's friends......

In and Around us...

I am totally stuck with work these days... do this.. do that.. and then come back to house and do the chores. Life can never get more busier. And a headache, stuck - up feeling is all so normal...

In this... if I get a stroll in the nearby park.. what is better? The park isnot big. Just an oval green patch on the land with stoned perimeter. Seeings the children run and laugh - makes you smile. The birds chirruping makes you forget Mohit Chauhan's voice. In a corner.. all the grandparents sit and exchange their lessons of life and if you volunteer to listen even for a minute.. you should see the smile on their faces. If ever you got a problem - as simple as making a choice while buying a garment... as your grandparents... and see how sincerely they want the BEST for you... and once you are happy... see that this is their ultimate satisfaction! This is divine if you ask me...

The whole park is filled with multi - coloured flowers filling the air with honey like fragrance... the air is much more fresh and light. It doesnot contain nay trace of noise or air pollution. The silence is so soothing and the natural music is like air to the soul...

The stress and frown changes to smile and you never realise when... the sunset view from in between the trees is like witnessing the dawn of time.. Everyone says.. this pleasant change is the one that fills positive aura in and around us!

TECHNOVATING INDIA. Really?

We are developing... We are going ahead... the Nuclear Deal... Delhi Metro... Common-Wealth Games, Hockey World Cup... these are a few things that make us proud - our measure of success. But what about all those others things we have turned a back to?

We are into a race.. a race that means to get ahead of the one ahead of you... but this race doesnot has any end... we really dont know where to stop.. or better put - we have left the finish line way back...

Yes we are talking of the country that gets 7 lakh engineers per year but not even 1 lakh of them will know the history of this land... not even one lakh would be even interested to know it. The ones who know their job.. will prefer to go abroad and make money - secure their lives. The country? Oh well.. we will leave it to the guys to get ahead in life because of money and one day after or near retirement, we shall switch on the Television and look at the news of the country into ruins and tell our spouse 'Those dogs ate our country away'

Bull Shit and total Fuck (sorry Shivangi I am gonna use this)... your country.. yea right.. my Dad says I am emotional and impractical when I say this stuff and so I have stopped saying this... but how can I forget what this country has done for me? Its the land of my birth and most of the people in my life are born here too.. this land nurtured them into the beings I know them as.. this land feeds me and them.. I owe it a big time.. AND DARE U SAY IT WAS THE DUTY OF THE LAND.... No It wasnt.. but the land (not only my country but any country) is great! Totally great.. just like a mother.. which never leaves the child or a guest hungry or unattended... That's why we call our country... our motherland...

But this is to happen... when we are loosing our own basic morals... how will this be prevented? Each generation is worse than the previous one and we are degrading. Loosing moral ways and true ethics. But why to worry about it? We got Harry Potter replacing our Vedas and PS instead of helping others...
So involved with our life... we never look at the young ones... parents often are both working. The kids have grown so different that taking care of their own grandparents is irritating and a burden. "No we dont need your advice Grandpa... cant you see you are old and out of fashion and we got our new brains... no Grandma.. your tales suck as much as the horrid food you ask us to eat... so just stick to your room..."

To avoid tensions.. parents often leave their parents into old age homes.. this is indeed a boon for the old age homes but turns a debacle for the society!

I know I am all criticizing and stuff and no real action from my side either but atleast I am trying my best to not worsen the situation and that is the only thing I plea. I dont want anyone to work towards it. I dont want to take pleasure and relax out of your life and ask you to speak against the wrong which shall put you and your family into trouble... but atleast dont be a part of the wrong... is it asking for much?

If we are progressing - as you call it - well then.. today I see India as a tree... which as bears more fruits and flowers, is cutting its own roots and unfortunately I havent seen any tree stand without its roots! Please stop... before we all fall hard

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Indian 'Tele' Bahu


She is simple, sweet, religious, loving, caring, sincere, well - mannered, beautiful, well - behaved! These maybe the qualities in a Bahu...

But the Indian Tele Bahus have the K - factor... yes the X - factor works for Powerpuff Girls.. for Indian Tele... it's the 'K' factor! Back to the topic.. our Indian Tele Bahu is - poor, without atleast one parent, lots of brothers and sisters to take care of or totally none, very pretty, long hair, wears only traditional Indian clothes, not at all bitchy, extra sweet and caring, gets along very easily with everyone in the new family, tolerant, intelligent, and is always the one praised!

If I was writing some 2 - 3 years back,... I would strictly mention the Kekta Bahu.. but today Kekta shows are not much on air and all shows have the same story.. so in generalisation - Tele Bahu...

Every story starts with a young beautiful girl who is poor.. the hero either falls in love with her or starts hating her...

If he is in love with her. she marries him.. but then the difficulties start... atleast 1 family member is not happy with her and will leave no stone unturned to throw her out... usually that one member is the 'saas' ... to reduce this 'saas - effect' we usually have a good 'sasur' or in case of Kekta 'baa' ... The girl takes 2 - 3 years to realise its been long to her marriage and changes her style of dressing... (mind u.. on daily basis the style remains the same for days.. only colours change... so a change in style is a BIG thing)... anyways... till now the saas becomes a little silent.. so somewhere from the boy's past another girl arises or the 'devrani' comes into action...
The vamp is differentiated with her bindi, western styled Indian dresses (like sleeveless blouses), speaking more in mind than through mouth... and alot like that...

The husband gets bored all the while and so has an accident after which has an affair or simply meets an accident.




If the heroine is not in love with the hero.. they are made to marry. In this case, the hero is bad... has a few girlfriends, but the family is really good and very caring. But the girlfriend keeps popping in between them. Accidently the hero falls in love with the heroine seeing how good and soft natured she is. The girlfriend acts as the catalyst here and brings them closer..
Once close enough, the girlfriend only separated them.

All this keeps on and on till the viewers totally stop watching the serial. After which, the serial takes a leap.

Now this will keep happening till the eldest person in the show is not atleast 700 and the main characters have not been lost, into jail, dead and burnt, lost memory, got plastic surgery done, have a shade change of character, have a double totally different self and lost a child (either dead or replaced by some other one)...

I wonder if I had a family like this :P

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

My White Shirt

Today while taking out the summer clothes.. my mum showed me the white shirt... the same one I wore when I went to the school for the first time.. It is really torn and in bad shape... and when mum asked if she should throw it.. I snatched it from her and said ' NEVER ' ....

The shirt suddenly brought back so much... the first time I saw that aquarium... those cameras... the big China vases outside Principal's office... saw that reception... went inside Principal's room... meet our Principal who certainly is one of the most charming personalities I have ever met... seen that TV on which corridors show and how Princi sneak peaks at them with the corner of his eyes... the aquarium in his room... the golden dizzle that makes it sparkle... that huge table... those awards... the mirror... the cosy sofa... the warmth...

More importantly... my choice of Mathura Road over Sardar Patel.. and ofcourse the last time I was in Princi's room was with the person I met here.. the person who should be the sole reason of my arrival to the school... one of my bestest friends... someone who knows me inside out...

Just a small white shirt (small to me now :P) holds in so much... and what I write and you read are mere words.. what that shirt really stores.. is engraved forever in my heart!! And mum.. am not throwing it off!

From a girl's eyes...


"I really dont know to thank God and be proud to be born and survive on a land where mother's kill their own daughters or to be ashamed"


Venus - Goddess of Beauty, Mother Earth, Angels, Fairies, Fairy - Godmothers, Bharat Mata, Mother Mary, Devi... these are some women impositions we read and think of.. all the good and powerful auras.. they are all of woman faced...

In my country... there are 33 million Gods... half of them are Goddess... lets even say just 1 million Goddess... still isnt it a BIG number... in a land with 1 Million Goddess... a girl cries as she sees a pair of hands belonging to her own parents that want to take her breath away...

In a country where women have set examples of Mother Teresa, Rani Lakshmi Bai, Indira Gandhi.. why does a girl has to plead for her life? Why is she always the wrong gender? Why does she need to ask 'Why ME?'

Yes indeed we have progressed alot.. we may be owning the Nuclear Power of the world.. we may be one of the biggest producers of food, having one of the largest army, with the 7th largest area under the country, one of the biggest population... even when Barack Obama says that Indians give them a good competition... all this goes in vain.. just because we have forgotten our land..

A tree can never grow tall if it cut its roots... same way if half the flowers are already destroyed before they grow into fruits... how will the tree grow?

They say in time of need... men have more physical power than a woman and so woman is a weaker gender.. I really wanna ask - REALLY? The time of need is when a man uses force on a woman... and you call this criminal the strong part... Dont get me wrong.. I dont say guys are bad or criminal.. I just ask 'WHY ME?'

Why am I seen as an OMEN? Why is my birth a burden? Why am I denied Education... the Freedom... the EQUALITY?




WE just talk big.. we can reserve 33% for women in Parliament but we cant make sure there are 33% woman in the nation... how can we? We are so damn busy fighting over bills and accusing each other... we are so busy making money and showing others down...

Trust me if this is 'Technovating' I am better without it...

And in honest sense we arent really progressing either... there are still Girl Child murders, underage marriages, the system of bal-vidhwa, dowry...
...and if not this... then women are denied proper education.. medication... they are forced to produce children till a boy... they are cursed.. burnt...

Right from that reporter burnt in the Tandoor to Arushi murder case... I know atleast 20 cases which created sensation in the nation and all with victim - girls! Whereas we keep a terrorist in AC cells and his maintenance is in lakhs for a DAY... Why cant we spend even the 10% of it on developing human resources and checking that rules are obeyed?

Lets not talk big.. for once and do something.. no matter if its small... but atleast its some thing!

Aserej - The Ketchup Song



Friday night it's party time

feeling ready looking fine,

viene diego rumbeando,

with the magic in his eyes

checking every girl in sight,

grooving like he does the mambo

he's the man alli en la disco,

playing sexy felling hotter,

he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,

and the dj that he knows well,

on the spot always around twelve,

plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,

y la baila and he dances y la canta

Chorus:

aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,

aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi



many think its brujeria,

how he comes and disappears,

every move will hypnotize you,

some will call it chuleria,

others say that its the real,

rastafari afrogitano



he's the man alli en la disco,

playing sexy felling hotter,

he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,

and the dj that he knows well,

on the spot always around twelve,

plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,

y la baila and he dances y la canta



Repeat Chorus

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The Real Spanish Version >>>>

Friday, March 5, 2010

:: Perspective ::



Okie.. I know perspective is not a scientific topic of discussion but it is an important concept in science.. (as far as you ask me) and so here is something that I would like to share...

In an article I had read 'The mystery : Mona Lisa smiling or Not - revealed' they said that the Mona Lisa painting is such drawn that it appears smiling to some while not to others... however the criteria to whom it will appear smiling is right within one self.. the article said that we got certain cells within us that make us happy or upset... if we have plenty of those cells.. the Mona Lisa will appear smiling.. else sad...
Funny...


I sometimes feel that lately.. lots of such explainations have started coming up... which are truely vague in the scientific way but too easy to be true and understood by all.. such explainations just conclude that somethings were made by God to be just let that way and not understand.. fine if God created us superior to any other specie on this Earth.. doesnt mean we are to know everything that he did... sometimes.. we just need to leave it on him..

now the Mona Lisa thing.. I found it pretty true.. if I am angry or upset.. the Mona Lisa in my room darenot smile but if I am happy... she is smiling.. and sometimes I even see her eyes glitter!

So basically... its just the way you see to it that makes the different and people trust me - This statement IS scientific!!

Kahe Tose Saiyaan : Maine Pyaar Kiya



Kahe Tohse Sajna, Yeh Tohri Sajaniya
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan
Magan Apni Dhun Mein, Rahe Mora Saiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan
Badariya Si Barsu, Ghata Ban Ke Chhaun
Jiya To Yeh Chahe, Tohe Ang Lagaun
Laaj Nigodi Mori, Roke Hai Paiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan




Main Jag Ki Koi, Reet Na Janu
Maang Ka Tohe, Sindoor Manu
Tu Hi Chudiyan Mori, Tu Hi Kalaiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Mohe Laage Pyare, Sabhi Rang Tihare
Dukh - Sukh Mein Har Pal, Rahun Sang Tihare
Dardva Ko Baante, Umar Larkaiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Kahe Tohse Sajna, Yeh Tohri Sajaniya
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Song Reviews



Totally amazing and a fabulous song... I heard someone say why a movie in India like KANK be there?? or why 'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam' has to end with the girl going with her husband and not her love whereas in reality she would choose love over husband...
Pretty true.. and that's what she did in the movie.. Sameer went away... I know he wrote her letters and all but he could have come to meet her... he just disappeared and she got married... her husband brought her all the way to Italy and was so sweet to her...
At the end of the day.. she got the love she had lost loosing Sameer in her husband... so she was with her love!! It always doesnt need to be the long connect... it should be THE CONNECT to make a relation count!!

Anyways... just love this song... and very pretty saree Aish wears :P


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Another pretty song.. its so beautifully written... just love the lyrics and the music.. especially the instrumental.. very pretty!!

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Fine SRK may be the love hero... but Salman Khan is so sweet!! Just love him here...

this is the first song I found Aish luking pretty in.. and trust me... I have seen many Salman movies.. and even more love songs of his.. but the sparkle in his eyes that he has with Aish isnt there in any other.. AIsh should have really gone for love than status...

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I really cried in this movie... and this was the song from where the crying started... very amazing song!!

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THis can never be a good-bye song.. its so love filled... makes you grow more in love than actually say bbye!

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Once a friend came to my place and we were discussing something and I said i dont cry with videos... and she said.. fine let me play the one with Nurav as a kid and you will cry!! Indeed to that video.. yes I will.. and this is another one..

I listen to this song atleast once a week and this is just amazing... Its definitely one of my all time favourites :D :D

Stopping Time

Why won't you stop? Why won't you just listen? I need a moment Or maybe more Till it all sinks in From the moment tha...