Sunday, May 23, 2010

My Perimeter of Faith which is now The Area of Dreams!!

"It started out as a feeling..

which then grew into a hope..

which then turned into a quite thought..

which then turned.. into a quite WORD..


... and then that word grew loudER and LOUDER

till it was a Battle Cry!

I will come back.. when you call me.. No need to say ... 'GOODBYE' ... "

Very Honestly.. it started as a Television Show when I was a little girl.. it turned into one of my favourites soon! Then it turned to the longest running show on Indian and I guess International Television as well! Lately.. I have known it to be my obsession.. something that made me know amazing friends I will cherish forever.. it taught me bravery.. taught me that dying for your country is the ultimate pride... it gave me a reason to call each Friday - 'Good Friday'...
The list is really Endless!

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen.. you guessed it right.. I speak of none other than - CID .

The Question comes - Why CID so suddenly? The simple reason being - When an Uncle (a very dear one :P) asked me before my board exams that what would I want after my boards? He is a producer in Bombay (I WILL call it BOMBAY.. do whatever you can! :P). The Uncle talks of Sushmita Sen, Salman Khan, Suniel Shetty, Shiamak Davar... people you would definitely want to meet.. but what I answer him is - I want to see the CID shooting. I want to meet my heroes. And he agrees... and so does my family!

For like 2 months and 15 days... all I think of is.. I am gonna meet CID!

On 16th of May.. My Parents and I fly down to Bombay. Bombay has earlier been my 'perimeter of faith'. I have been to Bombay twice earlier but one time I was young and the second time (which mind you was just the last year).. we basically had been to Shirdi and other temples.. that is why Bombay is my perimeter of faith. I have never known Bombay. But getting down at the Chattarpati Shivaji Internation Airport's Domestic Terminal ... is just a feeling I cannot describe. Something always keeps me connected to Bombay!
On 16th.. we looked around.. saw the Gateway and the Taj.. roamed here and there.. nothing of much importance!

17th arised with some adventure. If you are in Bombay, you have to be like a Bombay - person! We gave up car and decided to take the day with the Bombay Special - Local Trains!! My wildest idea of fun - roaming 30 kms.. from here to there and God knows where in trains!! We earlier decided on going to Elephanta Caves ... which let me tell you are CLOSED on MONDAYS.. and we ofcourse didnot know this and fortunately 17th was a Monday :P .. Why fortunately? Because then we decided to go to Sanjay Gandhi National Park in Borivali. As fate had something else in mind.. the Tiger Safari was closed too.. but we roamed inside and had lots of fun. Next in destination was a cousin's place. Had some more good time there with my nieces... Mind you I have done 12th and one of them IS in 12th! And then.. my Uncle had arranged us to see the shoot for Lapataganj.. We went there and trust me.. it was the first time I saw a shoot going on - Loved it totally! There were just 2 actors that time.. but common.. I saw the make up room.. and we were seeing the monitor.. and the actor who was there is Rohit .. and he used to come in Aek Chabi Hai Pados Mein .. a serial I used to see. He is really a sweet person and it was great talking to him...

In the evening we went to Dinner at Taj with another uncle. Not lying.. I wont say it was bad.. but I am a typical Indian girl who loves the streets more than brands.. But yes.. one thing that the Taj had to offer was - I ate Malai Kulfi for the first time.. and yes - I liked it!!

18th was Elephanta Caves. They are beautiful.. with lots of Shiv Temples.. I loved them.. except that going there takes long and the Sun took the life outta me :( ... Evening we saw the Marine Drive and the Girgam Choupatty.

Finally the BIG DAY.. 19th... We made plan to go to Khandala and Lonawala.. but Uncle called the previous night and told us that we are going to see CID!! I had heard some stuff about the team from an inside source.. and I was so dying to meet them! I dressed in the best.. looked as good as I could.. and set off..
Now one BIG wrong thing with me is that I always sleep in car journey if its anything more than an hour. It took us some more than an hour but this time I didnot sleep a second.. I remember and cherish every moment of my excitement! It was fortunately on the way to Lonawala and Khandala. It was almost outside Bombay.. possibly the only reason why people dont see them often or fans dont reach to them lots...
We reached there and you bet the security guards of that area were so cool.. they actually told us go there without even letting us tell where we wanted to go.. and when I got down.. the first person I saw was Udit. Now Udit works in the CID team.. yes he does and I happen to know him too.. well he happens to know me too! :P ... I called out to him but he was busy entering the make up van and shocked to see someone calling him suddenly. Also because he had no clue how I looked :P .. Anyways.. the guy who had to show us around came and took us in.. the shoot was scheduled for 9 am but we reached there after 10:30 am.. yet the shoot hadNOT begun. Only the extraas were there. They were seated and the crew was deciding on the shot angles and how and from where to shoot.
While waiting.. I went and met Udit.. he was glad to meet me.. after I told him its me :P ... He told me that the first scene didnot have cops.. and the cops were in the van getting ready. They come and they have breakfast and now getting ready and so I couldnot meet them in the van :( ... but I could when they come for the shot. Finally the shoot started.. they were apprantly waiting for someone and when he came (I dont know who he was).. the shoot started.
I know people (Everyone).. that CID has lost that charm it had... but for past few months I see that they are improving.. stories got something that is more catching.. it is yet not that good but trust me everyone, they are trying. They took one shot which was a simple walking one atleast 7 - 8 times... just to give us the best one.. and trust me.. it wasnot easy. Everytime something or someone did a small error and they had to do it all again. The shot was hardly for 30 seconds.. yet they work so hard for it.. for us. Lets appreciate that! And trust me.. Everyone there is so sweet. We were total strangers for them.. but everyone came and met us.. even the extraas.. they were so glad to meet us.. they were faces who keep repeating but not very prominent ones..

There was a lady.. I took her to be the writer first but no she wasnt. She waited patiently while every time the shot was retaken... and we talked to her.. I suggested why not practice it once?? She said they should.. and I told that they did for the 111 minute long episode.. and she said but that was a big single shot one... I reminded her that this shot they are trying to take is ALSO a single take..

and when finally the shot was fine.. she came to told us too.. and the smile on her face.. that was just too sweet!

Anyways.. when the shot was being taken and retaken.. Viivek came... He is a little more tall than he looks. He is totally white.. the kind of fair that you will feel that he might get dirty if you touched him.. but he is really sweet. He came himself to meet us. And he talked genuinely and in the end he said 'feel at home' ; That was really sweet for him to say. And then as it wasnot his shot.. he went back.

Finally when the shot was taken fine... did someone shout.. call the 'cops' ... yes they call CID cast as 'cops' ... I loved hearing this because I never thought of this. Anyways.. first one to come was Viivek.. and I was just seeing him go.. and then I turned my head to the other entrance (there were three of them)... and in came Daya. There was a glass door to this entrance and ... I was seeing him through the glass door. He is ALOT more tall and handsome than he looks. He is NOT at all the fat as he looks. He is overweight definitely but in the show he sometimes looks alot round and HE ISNOT ROUND... He is really tall.. Tall enough that you had to like look to the sky to talk to him.. But he had that shine you find on Daya's face. He walked past me to the director.. I have no idea.. but the moment he passed.. I started feeling really HOT :P .. I started sweating like hell.. and I ran to the washroom to wash my face and gain my lost breath!!

I returned to find my mum dad talking to a man who had his back to me.. I had guessed it to be him but I always had my doubt considering his totally different body language. He was none other than - ACP Pradyuman - Shivaji Satam.

He wore this black shirt. Ofcourse I have seen him wear this.. but still he was a completely different person off the camera. He kept smiling and beaming while he was talking to me and he is never angry... I was liked shocked! And this person.. he actually came and hugged me.. He asked me how I was.. and then what I am doing.. I told him I am doing nothing.. for 12th over and results were to come two days later. He was so glad hearing this and he wished me luck. He then asked me what will I do later in life and I told him I wanna be a forensic doctor.. and he said so you are gonna be a surgeon.. I said no.. I am going to be Dr. Salunke and he smiled. He had to then go and listen to the scene.. and he asked us if we had tea and breakfast.. but ofcourse we had tea but not breakfast... He asked if we met others.. and we said no.. and he said dont worry.. all will come.. Daya and Aditya..

First time I heard someone call him Aditya... not Abhijeet.. and it was so different! I looked to where director was.. he was near the third gate.. Daya was there with him.. and then I noticed another guy.. who was standing a little behind.. he was observing everything silently - ABHIJEET!! I will never forget the look on his face.. the first time I saw him.. I didnot capture it for I feared if he got angry for clicking him without asking.. but trust me.. I will never forget that look!! So innocent it was.. he was looking for someone as he called someone moments later...

Well.. then came Freddie.. he came from the same door as did Viivek. Now Freddie was a REAL SURPRISE! He had a beard and wore a watchman costume. He had to be the ultimate one!! He wasnot goofy as he is shown.. he was smiling all the time talking to us.. but he was totally a normal guy. And my mum told him that we would love to meet his wife too and he laughed a little. He was more of a little sophisticated but nice. And did I mention.. he is really not the way he looks.. Yes he is fat.. (sorry!!) but he is really smart.. You had to see him walk.. I was totally amazed! He looked no less than a model.. amazing attitude this guy carries.. hats off Freddie sir.. oops.. Dinesh sir! :D

Well.. he had to go because he was in the scene with Hrishikesh Pandey .. who too played a watchman.

The crew told us that this episode is about some radioactive material in an auditorium.. and now the cops are disguised. Abhi and Daya were the attendants... Freddie and Hrishikesh were watchman.. Donot know about the rest of them :S

Then I saw Vaishnavi walk in.. Oh girl! She is damn thin.. perfect zero figure.. and the way she carries herself.. bet there are guys dieing for her! :P She wore a good shirt and tight jeans. She had a wig on which had short hair to the ear.. Sorry.. I didnot meet her or take any pic. I was so busy staring Abhi and Daya all this while.. that I didnot meet the new cops or Vaishnavi. Already they were getting late to shoot the next scene... and I was just too mesmerized! Abhi was still a little gloomy... I dont believe it.. without meeting Abhi.. I had pictured him this way and he actually turned out that way.. someone who is a silent observer... strictly professional.. very friendly to his friends and the people he loves... but he can get really angry!! I cannot tell you how I knew he would be like this or the confirmation to these qualities.. you will just have to take my word for these! Meanwhile.. Daya was talking to everyone around.. He has longer hair than we see.. not really long but yes longer than what we see.. and I noticed in the Friday episode that he gels or oils them to keep them down.. but trust me he looks good when those hair are just carried by the wind! Totally wow...

We then went to meet Abhi.. oops Aditya! He instantly had a smile seeing us. He was really sweet! I couldnot speak... he is definitely taller than he looks and ALOT MORE YOUNG!! TRUST ME.. STOP WORRYING.. HE'S GOT YEARS LEFT BEFORE THE MARRIAGE AGE GOES... HE ISNOT AT ALL THE OLD HE IS SHOWN... and probably it was also the clothes. He looked totally like in late twenties and NO I AM NOT JUST SAYING IT FOR I LIKE HIM.. I MEAN IT! He then started talking randomly.. when dad told him we are from Delhi.. he told us that he worked in the Sri Ram Centre .. in Delhi.. but that was years back.. and he asked us from where we are? and we told Almora (Uttaranchal) and he said that he has had been there..
I feel amazing whenever anyone tells that they have had been to my native place.. and when Aditya said it.. wow! And when I was there with Aditya.. ACP sir passed and he called out to Aditya and said that she got her results tomorrow.. wish her.. and he did wish me.. how sweet of him!! I mean both ACP sir as well as Abhi..
And then my dad was telling Abhi that I watch CID nonstop.. Abhi raised an eye to look at me... he was seeing my dad na first.. and then asked me ' aap bahut CID dekhte hain? '.. Before I could say.. my dad went on that she watches CID 24*7 and my cousins are also nuts about it... I told ABhi.. not just my cousinss but I got this little gang of CID on fb.. and we are all freaks! Abhi thought for a while.. really silent.. probably thinking of asking me to study a little or not.. but ended up saying.. keep viewing CID or else how will we earn... I was laughing hard at that..

Meanwhile.. my mum had gone to meet Daya and she called me there..

I donot know why isnot Daya looking different here but trust me.. he looked so wow.. that I was mesmerized!! I actually asked him - Are you real? And he looked at me thinking how stupid I am.. actually he just looked at me at first.. and then after a little pause he asked - Do we look like cartoons to you?
I was so glad to listen to his voice.. I said no.. but I dont believe my eyes.. and then I told him not to wear the usual clothes he does as Inspector Daya... I told him he looks bad in those and the thing he wore right now was alot more cooler and he should wear like these.. and he said that this is a disguise.. so I asked him to wear clothes he wears at his home but not those pathetic ones...

Daya glanced at me.. and wow!! I was just tall enough that I saw directly that on Daya's sleeve there were some red marks.. no NOT blood.. but some colour.. and I did this to glance away from his stare...

Then we all stood for a picture.. Daya, Abhi, Daddy, Mum and me.. I WANT a pic alone with Daya... fore like in this one.. I am next to Abhi but not to Daya.. and you know what?? Abhi was calling me 'AAP' .. I felt like fainting or telling him away.. but both options would have caused my loss.. And I know Abhi isnot looking really tall here and I know why!! I saw that.. he actually bent while the pic was being clicked.. and that is the reason why Abhi looks shorter.. Otherwise.. yes not like Daya.. But Abhi is really tall. You actually look upto him!! :P Lollzzz.. I love double meaning talks :P

And yes.. Daya looked alot younger too. He looked even younger than Abhi. And its NOT just me.. My parents say the same too! They areNOT that old as they are shown! Hate the channel for doing so!!

And well.. there were Jasveer (KIran), Vaishnavi and Hrishikesh.. but I didnot meet them.. for it was already 12:30 and we had to go on with our journey.. though everyone told us that we could wait and see the shot and then talk again to the cast.. but dad said lets go.. Before going.. I went to Aditya and told him that I want to ask you something.. and he asked what?

I told him - you worked in that movie called Dil Se Pooch Kidhar Jaana hai... He said yes. I asked him that Why does your wife kill you in the end? I could barely speak in front of him and he had to bring his ears as low as my mouth to listen... and then he told me.. ofcourse I am NOT putting the climax here but Imagine.. Ramya, Jeet and I have been nuts about this Movie since ages... we really want to see this... and searched the whole net.. we know everything.. the climax is that the wife kills the hero.. but we couldnt find the CD anywhere.. and indeed I asked Udit to find me the CD and he was such a sweetheart that he went and asked Aditya.. Unfortunately.. Aditya didnot have the CD either that time.. he had given it to someone.. but the best thing was.. Aditya is really a soft spoken person! I knew it as I have seen him speak once on a video which was a personal interview. So I was really soft spoken to him.. and imagine.. he was further softer than me.. and spoke literally into my ears so that I can hear him..

Tht was fun!! Well we headed to Lonawala and Khandala next.. had lunch.. bought the famous Chikki.. it was so damn beautiful there! I dont really know if it was the place or because I had just met CID team :P .. bt the place looked amazing! It was far too beautiful to describe and also the pictures of that place which I took are way too good. Too divine - to say! We went from one place to another then to another.. and like most of the time I was in the car - the fact.. we got down on the points - Tiger Point for one! I hate heights but that place was too beautiful.. and though I was scared I never stopped looking.. :P Lolzz..
We returned late at night.. and then an uncle took us to dinner at a really big place (sorry wont mention the name).. we were five people and imagine we ate for worth 12 thousands.. But that place was damn sophisticated and I dont like such places and so I was playing SMS - SMS with Dhruv :P .. and also dreaming.. It was like my reality is still stuck into that one moment I was with my dream people.. rest all is now dream! After dinner we were like at 11:30 pm free.. and we went for the famous Victoria ride! It feels so great.. Bombay is not only the city where celebrities live.. but it also makes you feel like one.. and atleast I was feeling :D ... also yea! I forgot to mention.. I never like Kulfi but in that hotel, I had Kulfi for the first time.. that too Malai Kulfi.. and I loved it! [I like food of Viceroy restaurant Hong Kong, Ice Cream of a 5 star Hotel, Mumbai; No wonder dad calls me having a very expensive taste :P] Also the hotel had Alphanso thick juice sort of thing which was again DAMN tasty!! yumm.. :D

The next day was 'Bombay Day'.. hahhaa.. we were hitting streets of Bombay.. went to Dadar market and one more whose name I dont remember.. walked the entire noon in the Sun without a second thought! I brought nail polish as they were just Rs 5 each.. hahhaha! Lots to eat and lots of namkeen.. After lunch from there, we returned to our place. Taking a little rest, we went across the city (from where we lived) to Juhu beach.. saw Lilavati hospital on the way :P , Rajesh Khanna's empty yellow Bunglow amidst all white ones :P, and alot of things! And then Juhu Beach!! WOW... you know something?? I always loved Bombay... but now am so in <3>

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

65 ways to annoy Voldemort :P

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something more "sociably acceptable".

9. If you ever need to say "Like taking candy from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others." Stare pointedly at him.

10. When he tries to impress you with his immense powers, say "Awwwww, lookit, Voldie's got a twiggle!"

11. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like "You're the boss, boss" or "It's your funeral."

12. Buy him eye drops for "that dreadful redness".

13. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic "My sir, you look particularly menacing today."

14. Taunt him about his middle name. "Marvolo? What's that, a washing detergent?"

15. Keep a "good-behavior chart". Award points and give out gold stars.

16. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

17. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...

18. Tell people "he's really just a big softie".

19. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

20. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

21. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.

22. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

23. "Did you ever even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?"

24. Encourage him to "think happy thoughts"!

25. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

26. Sign him up for yoga class. Insist it is to "cleanse his soul".

27. Buy him a stress ball.

28. Hide his wand. Make him play the "hot and cold" game in order to get it back.

29. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.

30. Call him "Tommy-boy".

31. If you're feeling gutsy, call him "Voldie-poo".

32. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

33. Whack him in the arm and say "mosquito" - every few minutes.

34. If he asks you about his choice of robes, say he looked better under the turban.

35. Begin any question you ask him with "Riddle me this!" Emphasize on Riddle.

36. Imperio his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of "All Things Bright And Beautiful".

37. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colors and glitter.

38. Throw him a Carebears-themed birthday party. Bake him a scar-shaped cake.

39. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

40. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.

41. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.

42. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....

43. Ask him if he's sure the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?

44. Tell him Lucius did it.

45. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

46. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say "Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?"

47. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.

48. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of "that sweet, innocent, cute little boy".

49. Ask him why he's afraid of an old man who looks like Santa Claus and why he can't fight babies.

50. Sign him up for Little League.

51. Cuddle him at random moments.

52. Tell him that noses are back in style.

53. Be Harry Potter. Be Alive.

54. Call him "Champ" or "Tiger", refer to yourself as "Coach".

55. Ask him where he gets his garlic scented soap.

56. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you

57. Christmas.

58. "Accidentally" schedule him a haircut

59. ...even though he's bald.

60. When he gives you an order, stare blankly at him and drool.

61. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair

62. ...make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.

63. Be offended by everthing he says.

64. Trade in his black robes for bunny feet pajamas.

65. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

P.S. Make sure to print this list on Harry Potter Stationary, get it laminated, and give it to him.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Female Ruless..

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. When rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any time.

9. The male must never change his mind without written consent
from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know
whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm
to the male.

Forgiving lady

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Neely, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

Naughty Rhymes

The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can, if I can, if I can.

That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind. Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class.

My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can, I can, I can.

RIP - Nirmal Pandey

One thing that I know about myself is that though I say I want to be a forensic doctor but I cannot see someone I had seen growing up, turn into a corpse. It hurts hell lot!

Nirmal Pandey is an actor or a better way will be that he was an actor. He lives no longer now but everytime I look at anything that reminds me of him, I realise its been a serious big loss.

I heard that his 'name to fame' chance was through 'Bandit Queen' (If that's the name of the movie I am correctly recalling).. I have never seen the movie but I saw this guy in a couple of movies. He was in 'Hadh Kar di Aapne' with Govinda and he was very much noticed. That's one movie I love seeing him in. Who can forget that classic comedy fan repair scene with Govinda potraying many roles.
But this guy reached my heart with his role of Dajjal in Hatim. He was so good with it. I already love the bad people.. (that story sometime else) but the thing is that in between when Dajjal's face was covered for few episodes... I used to miss Nirmal Pandey so much for those days I am sure he wasnt playing Dajjal...

Well.. all in all.. I know he's a great actor (I dont use was for great people).. and certainly every mention of his will bring a tear to the eye but also a smile to the face!
RIP Nirmal Pandey!


People come in our lives by destiny. Some are given to us as relatives who stay with us no matter what so ever. Some are friends who help us be strong and stand by us in our thick and thin. Some people are there in our lives to give challenges. We often call such people our enemies or contenders but they are they people who bring the best out of us. While there are also some people who come to you for some purpose decided by the all mighty! They come in our lives, fill it with their blossoming fragrence. I know that these people are not always our friends. But they always leave behind the element of 'experiance' which make us better and a beautiful person!

However, there are still people you just connect to! Thanks to internet and social networking sites, we make several new friends daily. People in two ends of the diameter of Earth can be the best friends!

Why or the better term how does it happen that two people connect? What connects two strangers? No just a common interest is not enough. If it was, then a million Harry Potter readers are there, they donot connect to each other - each and every other... Even in a group, or a team, not every member be gel along equally well. We meet a million people but why just a hundred are remembered? Why does one face seem the one who can cheer you up in the worst of times?

I hope it doesnt sound as hopeless as it appears to me but I am just trying to find an answer to this phenomena that we all experiance. Why do people come in my life if they have to leave? Why today I am not talking to one of my best friends? Why dont they care the way I do? The difference in attitude of them and me is simply because they got another reason to be with me and I got another. But why were we chosen to be together if we had to part after we both had our wishes fulfilled? Probably for God wants us to be inter - dependent than to be totally dependent on him but I am still not convinced!



These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Leave Application!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're going to love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

Monday, March 15, 2010


Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Cool Insults for immidiate use

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your
5. At least there's one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as
your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build
an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the
next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone
will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are
at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of

Jai Ho : You are my Destiny

(Jai Ho)
(Jai Ho) I got (I got) shivers (shivers),
When you touch away,
I’ll make you hot,
Get all you got,
I’ll make you wanna say (Jai Ho)

(Jai Ho)

I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I wanna take you higher (Jai Ho)
I keep it steady uh-steady,
That’s how I feel it.
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.

(Jai Ho)You are the reason that I breathe, (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe, (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny,
Jai Ho! Uh-uh-uh-oh!
(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us, (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oh)

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Jai Ho

(Jai Ho) Escape (escape) away (away),
I’ll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me,
I’ll never lose my chance. (Jai Ho)
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I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins,
There’s an notion in my heart,
I will never be the same.

(Jai Ho) Just keep it burnin’, yeah baby,
Just keep it comin’, (Jai Ho)
You’re gonna find out baby,
I’m one in a million.

You are the reason that I breathe, (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe, (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Uh-uh-uh-oh!

(Jai Ho) No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (Hear me it’s destiny)

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Jai Ho, Jai Ho, Jai Ho

I need you,
Gonna make it, (Jai Ho)
I’m ready,
So take it!

(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe, (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe, (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Uh-uh-uh-oh!

(Jai Ho)No there is nothing that can stop us, (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us, (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oh)

Jai Ho!

Baila baila!

Jai Ho!

What Hurts the Most : Rascall Flatts and Cascada

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house, that don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I'm not afraid to cry
Every once in a while even though goin on with you gone still upsets me
There are days
Every now and again I pretend i'm okay but that's not what gets me

What hurts the most, was being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But i'm doin it
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and i'm alone
Still harder gettin up, gettin dressed, livin with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade, give away all the words that I saved in my heart that I left unspoken

What hurts the most, is being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

I'm not afraid to cry
Every once in a while even though goin on with you gone still upsets me
There are days
Every now and again I pretend i'm okay but that's not what gets me

What hurts the most, is being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

What hurts the most, is being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away
Never knowing, what could have been
And not seein that lovin you
Is what I was tryin to do

Some cool Parodies

Everytime we touch : Cascada

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.(my dreams)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry. (I cry)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Uff Teri Ada

Jogi nachle ..
Rang rachde ..
Jogi nachle ..
Rang rachde ..
Lehraake balkhake tu, duniya bhula ke naach
Dil ko ae gunguna le, gaane tu gaa ke naach
Rangeeleon mein to kho ja, pee ke peela ke naach
Matt bhare naino se tu, naina mila ke naach
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you

Sun le sahiba ..
Tu hai ik nasha ..
Hosh hai mera ..
Saara kho gaya ..

Hosh gawa deewane, hosh gawa ke naach
Paas tu aa deewane, paas tu aake naach
Dil mein hai armaan jitne, saare jaga ke naach
Tann mein badan mein jaise aag laga ke naach
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you

Dekh ke bhi nahi ho yakeen
Itni kyun hai btaa tu haseen
Tere husn se zindagi haseen
Tere husn ke aagey koi haseena kujh bhi nahi
Aankhon mein mere saare sapne saja ke naach
Mujhko tu dil mein rakh le, dil ko dhalka ke naach
Pyaar agar hai mujhse, pyaar jaga ke naach
Jaan o dil hai jo teri, mujhpe luta ke naach
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you
Uff teri adaa, I like the way you move
Uff tera badan, I like to see you groove
Uff teri nazar, it says I wanna dance with you

Hey Ya : KCK

Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya
I see you walking through the door
Hey ya, why won't you look across the floor
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Hey ya, I wanna get closer to you
Hey you, I need to be closer to you
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Tumhe kaise main bataun, kya main paa gaya hoon
Tum jo mere saath ho
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho
Hey ya, I wanna get closer to you
Hey you, I need to be closer to you
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Tumhe kaise main bataun, kya main paa gaya hoon
Tum jo mere saath ho
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho ..
Hey ya, hey ya

Haseen haseen hai ye safar
Sajji sajji ye raahein
Jhuki jhuki hai ye nazar, khuli khuli ye bahein
Meri palkon palkon sapne chahe
Haule haule dil ye gaaye
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho ..
Hey ya, hey ya

Kahin kahin to dhoop hai
Kahin kahin hai saaye
Zara zara tum ho mere
Zara zara paraye
Main pagal pagal sa rehta hoon
Har pal har pal yeh kehta hoon
Mujhko duniya mil gayi hai, zindagi badal gayi hai
Tum jo mere saath ho ..
Hey ya, I wanna get closer to you
Hey you, I need to be closer to you
Hey ya, I got to tell you how I feel
Hey ya, oh baby you are the only one for me
Oh baby, hey ya, Oh baby, hey ya, you are the only one for me, hey ya

Ishq hi Hai Rab

Japphiyon sa desh hai mera
O soneya
Japphiyon sa desh hai mera

Tu door jitna jaaye

Yeh paas utna aaye
Kab dil tera le jaaye
Yaahan pe

Ishq hi hai rab aur khuda soneya
Dil mein rehte hai gharon ko kisne poocha ji

Keh daala jo yaar kabhi naa poocha dooja ji

Raahein sabhi mudh jaayein

Tootein bhi dil jud jaayein

Kab dil tera le jaaye yahaan pe

Ishq hi hai rab aur khuda soneya

Jaane anjaane dilon ko dil se chhoote hain
Apne begaane jo milte yaar hi kehte hain
Riste yeh rab se ne banaye
Tu lakh khud ko bachaye

Kab dil tera le jaaye yaahan pe

Ishq hi hai rab aur khuda soneya


MehranOkie.. well this is a very special message... Mehran.. sachi likhun toh there arent words enough to tell how great friend he has been in such little time. He listens to all my words though pretends not to and he does care... but yes its his special way of showing - by helping you out!!

I remember I had to drag him into Hogs.. and now he is the Head Boy.. the hogs thing makes me proud!

More than that.. he certainly is the kind of friend I think everyone needs to have.. he is the perfect friend material... outgoing.. wild.. musical.. studious.. funny... and the best part is he got no girlfriend and so he is always free for his friends!

In this very little time that we have been on facebook... Mehran has known me alot and same here... I love it when he teases me and trust me life seems dull and boring when he is away from net.. He teases me and stimulates others to do so too!! The perfect mischievous person!

And to him.. if I were to say.. I would just say.. keep making my life 'funnier' each day as it passes by.. I am so glad to have known you!! Be as you are - ALWAYS (I know I didnt need to tell this for you are in no mood to change!) ... keep Smiling.. Be Happy and Healthy and Safe!!

And yea.. try to know those giggling girls.. they arenot as irritating as you find them! Lolzz...

This is about him.. for the 'special message' label!

Now for people.. well trust me.. He is one of his kind.. I know people who are happy go lucky.. and others who can help you sort anything.. but no one who is both! He is a gem of a person.. just with little craziness for NOT LIKING ANY GIGGLING GIRL :P and MATHEMATICS :D :D

But honestly.. talking to him.. makes your day.. you forget your worries and see while I write I just feel - isnt he the perfect doctor thing?? :O The dockie who reads Twilight :D :D

And as far is the sci log part is there.. it is the biggest reason for the blog entry - Dockie.. trust me.. without you in my friend list lately.. I wouldnot have thought of science especially mathematics as much as I did.. so thank you for that! You always bring me things to work out and I love doing that... so thank you for the challenges and ofcourse all you have to tell which I dont know.. they just help me get better!!

And ofcourse.. sorry for stealing ur pic without telling u.. bt I had to do this... and mind u.. its takes too much to get into my blog.. you are LUCKY!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Dekh Bhai Dekh

No I donot mean the movie which went sooner from the theaters with a speed more than that of light... but I mean a show.. I saw when I was small and I love seeing it whenever I could get a chance...

A show produced by Jaya Bachchan and directed by Anand Mehendroo... Dekh Bhai Dekh is a total crazy family comedy! It shows a joint family where every member is unique. They are all different but are bonded together with great love bonds. The love keeps them together and is their strength.

Nowdays, when we dont see joint families... or the ones there are filled with disputes, in that case a family which teaches us to live together and in perfect piece - this is what Dekh Bhai Dekh brought for us!

The family consists of Durgadas Diwan and wife Sarla. Their two sons are married and have two children each. The story is about these 10 family members, their servant Gareema and later Gareeba, the friends of the children, neighbours and Priya (who is a special kind of neibour)

DurgaDas Diwan - He is a retired Judge. He has attained the ultimate wisdom of life - that living simple is the only way to be satisfied. He is a very simple person. He likes to fill in the crossword daily and sends it regularly. The rest of the day he spends playing with his grandchildren and their friends. He loves his wife alot and shows it in his own way. Though he can be independent but he likes to be dependent on his wife so she takes care of him. He often visits with his wife to her meetings and functions.

Sarla Diwan - She is simple and sweet. She spent her life being a good home - maker and now when she got two brides for her sons, she spends her time doing social work - genuine social work. She uses her time not to find any faults in her daughter in laws but is more focused in making some difference. She is like a mother figure to her daughter in laws. Sometimes she too is a child like but mostly she is a little strict. She is the one holding the family together in a lovely bond!

Balraj Diwan - The elder son. He is a quite person. He sees his crazy family quietly from a corner. He can at times be very childish and unlike his usual self - but that is only at times. Other times, he is a sincere worker in office. He loves his wife very much but never says it. Though he doesnt hide it either. The rational thinker of the family whom children do fear but love alot too! He is totally dependent on his wife for he is little forgetful but tries to make up for it as much as he can.

Suhasini Diwan - Balraj's wife. She is the typical Indian woman and runs a beauty parlor. After her mother in law, she hasnt left any stone unturned to keep the family together and happy.She sees that everyone is happy and get whatever they want. Running a beauty parlor makes her independent but never makes her forget her duties. She fears for her family and thinks negative alot but at the end of the day she got just love in her heart!

Sameer Diwan - the younder son of DurgaDas and Sarla Diwan. He is a typical funny character. Good in business but with a totally funny personality. Funny things keep happening to him. He shares a great bond with every single member of the family and he is the reason for the happiness of them all. He is the first one to know any problem with anyone... for he caused many of them but also he is the first one to help. A great guy at heart. He loves his wife and is found mostly with the teenagers in his house.

Sunita Diwan - Sameer's wife. She is more innocent than anything. She is very talented and writes novels. She helps in the kitchen and makes up for everything Suhasini sometimes misses. She is the kind of character to spread love without anything to take from them...

Sahil Diwan - The character entered the show late.. about 20 episodes later but he was mentioned previously too. He is known to be a settled scientist in America. He is rich and innovative. However he is young and so gels along with the teenagers. He adds to the fun element...

Sanjay Diwan - Balraj's son and the eldest of the third generation. He is mostly confused. He loves Shilpa (his college mate). He is the kind of good hearted person who keeps helping everyone but is often stuck up. But being supported by such a sweet family, he got nothing to complain for.

Kirti Diwan - Balraj's daughter. She is good but a little short tempered. Gets irritated often. But very innocent and sweet. She is very good hearted and gets into others words often.

Vishal and Abha - They are Samir's children and the life of the family. They keep it rolling and happy. They are their grand-father's best friends.

Dingu - Sanjay's friend. He is sweet and good natured. He is a rockstar and loves music. And best is - he wears clothes just like Rakhi Sawant :P

Shilpa - Sanjay's love interest. She is good but very protective. so gets jealous often. Though she knows that Sanjay loves her.

Deepak - good studious guy who plays Kirti's love interest.

Priya - the main villian. She runs a parlor across the road and tries her best to beat Suhasini's parlor but no luck.

Gareema - the life of the house. He is indeed the soul. He makes sure everyone is happy and is a part of the family!

Ashish - their neighbour. is the age of Sanjay and Kirti and a very obedient Mummy's boy!

Other characters - Samir's sasumaa, Balraj's sasumaa, Daisy mausi, other mausi, Vishal and Abha's friend, Sanjay's friends......

In and Around us...

I am totally stuck with work these days... do this.. do that.. and then come back to house and do the chores. Life can never get more busier. And a headache, stuck - up feeling is all so normal...

In this... if I get a stroll in the nearby park.. what is better? The park isnot big. Just an oval green patch on the land with stoned perimeter. Seeings the children run and laugh - makes you smile. The birds chirruping makes you forget Mohit Chauhan's voice. In a corner.. all the grandparents sit and exchange their lessons of life and if you volunteer to listen even for a minute.. you should see the smile on their faces. If ever you got a problem - as simple as making a choice while buying a garment... as your grandparents... and see how sincerely they want the BEST for you... and once you are happy... see that this is their ultimate satisfaction! This is divine if you ask me...

The whole park is filled with multi - coloured flowers filling the air with honey like fragrance... the air is much more fresh and light. It doesnot contain nay trace of noise or air pollution. The silence is so soothing and the natural music is like air to the soul...

The stress and frown changes to smile and you never realise when... the sunset view from in between the trees is like witnessing the dawn of time.. Everyone says.. this pleasant change is the one that fills positive aura in and around us!


We are developing... We are going ahead... the Nuclear Deal... Delhi Metro... Common-Wealth Games, Hockey World Cup... these are a few things that make us proud - our measure of success. But what about all those others things we have turned a back to?

We are into a race.. a race that means to get ahead of the one ahead of you... but this race doesnot has any end... we really dont know where to stop.. or better put - we have left the finish line way back...

Yes we are talking of the country that gets 7 lakh engineers per year but not even 1 lakh of them will know the history of this land... not even one lakh would be even interested to know it. The ones who know their job.. will prefer to go abroad and make money - secure their lives. The country? Oh well.. we will leave it to the guys to get ahead in life because of money and one day after or near retirement, we shall switch on the Television and look at the news of the country into ruins and tell our spouse 'Those dogs ate our country away'

Bull Shit and total Fuck (sorry Shivangi I am gonna use this)... your country.. yea right.. my Dad says I am emotional and impractical when I say this stuff and so I have stopped saying this... but how can I forget what this country has done for me? Its the land of my birth and most of the people in my life are born here too.. this land nurtured them into the beings I know them as.. this land feeds me and them.. I owe it a big time.. AND DARE U SAY IT WAS THE DUTY OF THE LAND.... No It wasnt.. but the land (not only my country but any country) is great! Totally great.. just like a mother.. which never leaves the child or a guest hungry or unattended... That's why we call our country... our motherland...

But this is to happen... when we are loosing our own basic morals... how will this be prevented? Each generation is worse than the previous one and we are degrading. Loosing moral ways and true ethics. But why to worry about it? We got Harry Potter replacing our Vedas and PS instead of helping others...
So involved with our life... we never look at the young ones... parents often are both working. The kids have grown so different that taking care of their own grandparents is irritating and a burden. "No we dont need your advice Grandpa... cant you see you are old and out of fashion and we got our new brains... no Grandma.. your tales suck as much as the horrid food you ask us to eat... so just stick to your room..."

To avoid tensions.. parents often leave their parents into old age homes.. this is indeed a boon for the old age homes but turns a debacle for the society!

I know I am all criticizing and stuff and no real action from my side either but atleast I am trying my best to not worsen the situation and that is the only thing I plea. I dont want anyone to work towards it. I dont want to take pleasure and relax out of your life and ask you to speak against the wrong which shall put you and your family into trouble... but atleast dont be a part of the wrong... is it asking for much?

If we are progressing - as you call it - well then.. today I see India as a tree... which as bears more fruits and flowers, is cutting its own roots and unfortunately I havent seen any tree stand without its roots! Please stop... before we all fall hard

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Indian 'Tele' Bahu

She is simple, sweet, religious, loving, caring, sincere, well - mannered, beautiful, well - behaved! These maybe the qualities in a Bahu...

But the Indian Tele Bahus have the K - factor... yes the X - factor works for Powerpuff Girls.. for Indian Tele... it's the 'K' factor! Back to the topic.. our Indian Tele Bahu is - poor, without atleast one parent, lots of brothers and sisters to take care of or totally none, very pretty, long hair, wears only traditional Indian clothes, not at all bitchy, extra sweet and caring, gets along very easily with everyone in the new family, tolerant, intelligent, and is always the one praised!

If I was writing some 2 - 3 years back,... I would strictly mention the Kekta Bahu.. but today Kekta shows are not much on air and all shows have the same story.. so in generalisation - Tele Bahu...

Every story starts with a young beautiful girl who is poor.. the hero either falls in love with her or starts hating her...

If he is in love with her. she marries him.. but then the difficulties start... atleast 1 family member is not happy with her and will leave no stone unturned to throw her out... usually that one member is the 'saas' ... to reduce this 'saas - effect' we usually have a good 'sasur' or in case of Kekta 'baa' ... The girl takes 2 - 3 years to realise its been long to her marriage and changes her style of dressing... (mind u.. on daily basis the style remains the same for days.. only colours change... so a change in style is a BIG thing)... anyways... till now the saas becomes a little silent.. so somewhere from the boy's past another girl arises or the 'devrani' comes into action...
The vamp is differentiated with her bindi, western styled Indian dresses (like sleeveless blouses), speaking more in mind than through mouth... and alot like that...

The husband gets bored all the while and so has an accident after which has an affair or simply meets an accident.

If the heroine is not in love with the hero.. they are made to marry. In this case, the hero is bad... has a few girlfriends, but the family is really good and very caring. But the girlfriend keeps popping in between them. Accidently the hero falls in love with the heroine seeing how good and soft natured she is. The girlfriend acts as the catalyst here and brings them closer..
Once close enough, the girlfriend only separated them.

All this keeps on and on till the viewers totally stop watching the serial. After which, the serial takes a leap.

Now this will keep happening till the eldest person in the show is not atleast 700 and the main characters have not been lost, into jail, dead and burnt, lost memory, got plastic surgery done, have a shade change of character, have a double totally different self and lost a child (either dead or replaced by some other one)...

I wonder if I had a family like this :P

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

My White Shirt

Today while taking out the summer clothes.. my mum showed me the white shirt... the same one I wore when I went to the school for the first time.. It is really torn and in bad shape... and when mum asked if she should throw it.. I snatched it from her and said ' NEVER ' ....

The shirt suddenly brought back so much... the first time I saw that aquarium... those cameras... the big China vases outside Principal's office... saw that reception... went inside Principal's room... meet our Principal who certainly is one of the most charming personalities I have ever met... seen that TV on which corridors show and how Princi sneak peaks at them with the corner of his eyes... the aquarium in his room... the golden dizzle that makes it sparkle... that huge table... those awards... the mirror... the cosy sofa... the warmth...

More importantly... my choice of Mathura Road over Sardar Patel.. and ofcourse the last time I was in Princi's room was with the person I met here.. the person who should be the sole reason of my arrival to the school... one of my bestest friends... someone who knows me inside out...

Just a small white shirt (small to me now :P) holds in so much... and what I write and you read are mere words.. what that shirt really stores.. is engraved forever in my heart!! And mum.. am not throwing it off!

From a girl's eyes...

"I really dont know to thank God and be proud to be born and survive on a land where mother's kill their own daughters or to be ashamed"

Venus - Goddess of Beauty, Mother Earth, Angels, Fairies, Fairy - Godmothers, Bharat Mata, Mother Mary, Devi... these are some women impositions we read and think of.. all the good and powerful auras.. they are all of woman faced...

In my country... there are 33 million Gods... half of them are Goddess... lets even say just 1 million Goddess... still isnt it a BIG number... in a land with 1 Million Goddess... a girl cries as she sees a pair of hands belonging to her own parents that want to take her breath away...

In a country where women have set examples of Mother Teresa, Rani Lakshmi Bai, Indira Gandhi.. why does a girl has to plead for her life? Why is she always the wrong gender? Why does she need to ask 'Why ME?'

Yes indeed we have progressed alot.. we may be owning the Nuclear Power of the world.. we may be one of the biggest producers of food, having one of the largest army, with the 7th largest area under the country, one of the biggest population... even when Barack Obama says that Indians give them a good competition... all this goes in vain.. just because we have forgotten our land..

A tree can never grow tall if it cut its roots... same way if half the flowers are already destroyed before they grow into fruits... how will the tree grow?

They say in time of need... men have more physical power than a woman and so woman is a weaker gender.. I really wanna ask - REALLY? The time of need is when a man uses force on a woman... and you call this criminal the strong part... Dont get me wrong.. I dont say guys are bad or criminal.. I just ask 'WHY ME?'

Why am I seen as an OMEN? Why is my birth a burden? Why am I denied Education... the Freedom... the EQUALITY?

WE just talk big.. we can reserve 33% for women in Parliament but we cant make sure there are 33% woman in the nation... how can we? We are so damn busy fighting over bills and accusing each other... we are so busy making money and showing others down...

Trust me if this is 'Technovating' I am better without it...

And in honest sense we arent really progressing either... there are still Girl Child murders, underage marriages, the system of bal-vidhwa, dowry...
...and if not this... then women are denied proper education.. medication... they are forced to produce children till a boy... they are cursed.. burnt...

Right from that reporter burnt in the Tandoor to Arushi murder case... I know atleast 20 cases which created sensation in the nation and all with victim - girls! Whereas we keep a terrorist in AC cells and his maintenance is in lakhs for a DAY... Why cant we spend even the 10% of it on developing human resources and checking that rules are obeyed?

Lets not talk big.. for once and do something.. no matter if its small... but atleast its some thing!

Aserej - The Ketchup Song

Friday night it's party time

feeling ready looking fine,

viene diego rumbeando,

with the magic in his eyes

checking every girl in sight,

grooving like he does the mambo

he's the man alli en la disco,

playing sexy felling hotter,

he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,

and the dj that he knows well,

on the spot always around twelve,

plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,

y la baila and he dances y la canta


aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,

aserej ja de j de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

many think its brujeria,

how he comes and disappears,

every move will hypnotize you,

some will call it chuleria,

others say that its the real,

rastafari afrogitano

he's the man alli en la disco,

playing sexy felling hotter,

he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,

and the dj that he knows well,

on the spot always around twelve,

plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,

y la baila and he dances y la canta

Repeat Chorus


The Real Spanish Version >>>>

Friday, March 5, 2010

:: Perspective ::

Okie.. I know perspective is not a scientific topic of discussion but it is an important concept in science.. (as far as you ask me) and so here is something that I would like to share...

In an article I had read 'The mystery : Mona Lisa smiling or Not - revealed' they said that the Mona Lisa painting is such drawn that it appears smiling to some while not to others... however the criteria to whom it will appear smiling is right within one self.. the article said that we got certain cells within us that make us happy or upset... if we have plenty of those cells.. the Mona Lisa will appear smiling.. else sad...

I sometimes feel that lately.. lots of such explainations have started coming up... which are truely vague in the scientific way but too easy to be true and understood by all.. such explainations just conclude that somethings were made by God to be just let that way and not understand.. fine if God created us superior to any other specie on this Earth.. doesnt mean we are to know everything that he did... sometimes.. we just need to leave it on him..

now the Mona Lisa thing.. I found it pretty true.. if I am angry or upset.. the Mona Lisa in my room darenot smile but if I am happy... she is smiling.. and sometimes I even see her eyes glitter!

So basically... its just the way you see to it that makes the different and people trust me - This statement IS scientific!!

Kahe Tose Saiyaan : Maine Pyaar Kiya

Kahe Tohse Sajna, Yeh Tohri Sajaniya
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan
Magan Apni Dhun Mein, Rahe Mora Saiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan
Badariya Si Barsu, Ghata Ban Ke Chhaun
Jiya To Yeh Chahe, Tohe Ang Lagaun
Laaj Nigodi Mori, Roke Hai Paiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Main Jag Ki Koi, Reet Na Janu
Maang Ka Tohe, Sindoor Manu
Tu Hi Chudiyan Mori, Tu Hi Kalaiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Mohe Laage Pyare, Sabhi Rang Tihare
Dukh - Sukh Mein Har Pal, Rahun Sang Tihare
Dardva Ko Baante, Umar Larkaiyan
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Kahe Tohse Sajna, Yeh Tohri Sajaniya
Pag Pag Liye Jaun, Tohri Balaiyan

Song Reviews

Totally amazing and a fabulous song... I heard someone say why a movie in India like KANK be there?? or why 'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam' has to end with the girl going with her husband and not her love whereas in reality she would choose love over husband...
Pretty true.. and that's what she did in the movie.. Sameer went away... I know he wrote her letters and all but he could have come to meet her... he just disappeared and she got married... her husband brought her all the way to Italy and was so sweet to her...
At the end of the day.. she got the love she had lost loosing Sameer in her husband... so she was with her love!! It always doesnt need to be the long connect... it should be THE CONNECT to make a relation count!!

Anyways... just love this song... and very pretty saree Aish wears :P


Another pretty song.. its so beautifully written... just love the lyrics and the music.. especially the instrumental.. very pretty!!


Fine SRK may be the love hero... but Salman Khan is so sweet!! Just love him here...

this is the first song I found Aish luking pretty in.. and trust me... I have seen many Salman movies.. and even more love songs of his.. but the sparkle in his eyes that he has with Aish isnt there in any other.. AIsh should have really gone for love than status...


I really cried in this movie... and this was the song from where the crying started... very amazing song!!


THis can never be a good-bye song.. its so love filled... makes you grow more in love than actually say bbye!


Once a friend came to my place and we were discussing something and I said i dont cry with videos... and she said.. fine let me play the one with Nurav as a kid and you will cry!! Indeed to that video.. yes I will.. and this is another one..

I listen to this song atleast once a week and this is just amazing... Its definitely one of my all time favourites :D :D

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Totally Weird!!

I dont know where but I either read it or heard it somewhere... A person ISNOT bad... its the personality he or she possess towards you... I really liked this and so I read the entire article or heard the whole thing.. but I would really want it to share with you all...

Just today I noticed that there are some people in my life.. especially friends - whom I know and no one else know them the same way... strange! (Fish.. when all things come down to real life experiencing... I feel I am copying Satinder :P ) Like one of my really good friend (wont tell her name).. tells that I never need to point her weaknesses when she is with me or I am with her... and its true.. I like her for what she is... why do I need to tell her she's bad? I just need to warn her if she is doing something bad... and I do that... (Do I sound like SRK makes Kajol sound in MNIK :S ).. no people not bragging about my own self.. but trust me.. I have not asked anyone to change... I have just told my besties that they have changed but never even asked them to change... and told no one else that he / she has changed.. and its simply because I wanna know you... like you and respect you for what you are with all your flaws and short-comings.

I really dont get it... if she is friend.. why do I need to change her? and what is so hard about this... I mean what is so hard to accept a person the way he / she is...

And then... there is another person... people say this person never smiles... but I havent seen this person without 'SMILE'.... whenever we talk.. the smile is always there.. it may turn to laughter.. bt always there...

So all in all.. m seriously confused!!

Application for Fees Concession

The Principal
High School

Respected Sir

With deep regret I have to inform you that my father had given me Rs. 2000 for the fess. 200 were used for watching Avataar with my friends.. 500 were used for the pub paas with my girlfriend and 500 for the drinks there.
I got her cell recharged for Rs. 300.. the rest 500 I lost in a bet with my friend - I said that the English teacher is having an affair with the Math sir only but its surprising to know that she has an affair with you too...

Now you have two options -
1. Forget about my fees
2. The notice Boards will have a very important announcement tomorrow


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