Arvind Kejriwal Jokes

I found these jokes long time back and these are a few of them which can make me laugh almost instantly. But at then, Arvind Kejriwal was the Delhi Chief Minister and I just didn’t want to risk it. But now, I don’t wanna lose them so I am sharing them here with everyone.

• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate Active Salt tooth paste
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips Youtube ads
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb he returns it to the terrorist
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he finds an “honest” justification to turn back on every promise he ever made
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when his wife once asked him if he could get moon for her, he called up ISRO to launch Chandrayaan-1
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he hates the song ‘love the way you lie’
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that once he filed a case against a Halwai because there were neither Gulabs nor Jaamuns in GulabJamun.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him “Do I look fat in this?”
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he seeks his wife permission to keep extra marital affairs.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he gives you a business card that says “nobody”
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he likes Shakira’s Hips because “They Don’t Lie”.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to Police after killing a mosquito.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest He refused to watch Bodyguard because he does not want security.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he is the only one to buy a Winrar licence.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party he calls the cops himself after 10 pm
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he told his kids “How I met your mother” in less than a minute
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he got his memory card arrested when it got corrupted
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he was a kid, he clicked on “I am below 18 years” on porn websites.
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if u find meaning of Honesty on Google it will say “Did u mean Kejriwal”
• Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that if he skip red-light by mistake, he take a U-turn to stop before Red light
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
•  #YoKejriwalSoHonest that every aam aadmi in the country knows his twitter password, email account password & bank account passwords
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that while reading Mahabharat, he cried at the part where Yudhishtir lies to Drona
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security"
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he got his wife's cousins arrested for stealing his shoes on his wedding
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he wore Topi on his wedding Reception "Main Aam Dulha Hu" written on it
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that "Jhooth bole kauwa kaate" to be replaced with "Jhooth bole Kejriwal kaate"
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with mcdee burgers
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he ordered to arrest Napoleon as he found his dictionary had the word 'impossible'
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he is not consulting a doctor for his cough as he has not received his 1st salary as CM!!
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he admits when he farts
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he bites crows speaking lies
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he actually gets into the charachter when he talks about poverty
• #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he buys platforms tickets at a halt station